she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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