Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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