I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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