think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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