My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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