Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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