I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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