What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
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