did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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