Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude i'm inner monologue high
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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