he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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