i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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