Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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