p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
this is an emotional support booty call
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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