My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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