I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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