she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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