Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
