Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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