New low: just hacked my moms facebook
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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