24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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