All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish you could order shots online.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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