its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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