i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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