that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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