sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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