Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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