How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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