He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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