her vagine was all disorganized.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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