I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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