Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish i was in the wii world.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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