I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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