Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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