Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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