we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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