i just wanna soil my oats bro
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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