singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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