My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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