i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside