Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.