I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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