32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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