So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Everclear isn't food dammit
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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