we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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