I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
