i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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