How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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