Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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