Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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