Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Send help, water and tortillas.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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