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(615): View more from Tennessee

my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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(240): View more from Maryland

she was so not down for the gang bang

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?

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