I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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