Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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