i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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