Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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