I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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