Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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