Christians are straight up FREAKS
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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